The SNC-Lavalin affair that's currently rattling Ottawa's cage is, without doubt, a Canadian scandal like no other.
As matter of fact, I've been in the political business for more than 30 years and I've never, ever witnessed a wackier, odder or more unpredictable spectacle.
In a word, it's fascinating.
And what's truly noteworthy is that the actual centre of this scandalous affair, i.e. the accusations alleging the Prime Minister's Office engaged in sleazy, shadowy, backroom shenanigans to help their corporate benefactors, is actually the dullest thing about this particular political hot potato.
After all, let's face it, the Liberal Party has always had as its unofficial motto, "We use sleazy, shadowy, backroom shenanigans to help our corporate benefactors".
In other words, at its very heart, it's just a routine run-of-mill Liberal scandal.
What makes the SNC-Lavalin imbroglio go beyond the routine, however, is the way this controversy has reverberated throughout Canada's entire body politic, shaking it to its very core, leading to all sorts of oddball anomalies.
Or to put that another way, thanks to this scandal, the entire country has now entered the Twilight Zone.
To see what I mean, just consider some of the inexplicable events which have taken place over the past few weeks.
For instance, who would have ever guessed in a gazillion, million years that Trudeau — a millennial-loving, selfie-taking, friend of the sisterhood, uberprogressive, rock star-style politician — would be forced to rely on the help of a cantankerous, old white guy?
But that actually happened.
I'm talking, of course, about senior citizen Michael Wernick, the curmudgeonly Clerk of the Privy Council, who vigorously (some might say "nonsensically") defended the Liberal government before a Parliamentary committee, during which he rambled on and on about political assassinations, shadowy foreign agents and the evils of social media.
It makes one wonder if Trudeau is now seeking the "angry grandpa vote".
And speaking of old, another crazy aspect to this scandal is how it has brought back into the political limelight the long forgotten Sheila Copps.
For those of you not up on your ancient Canadian history, Copps is a relic from the Jean Chretien era of politics, a time when the favorite sport of Liberals was to wage savage wars against each other.
So true to form, Copps has recently been all over social media like an avenging angel, stridently urging Trudeau to stop being such a fraidy-cat and to smite the Liberals who triggered this crisis (Jody Wilson-Raybould and Jane Philpott) by casting them from the Liberal caucus and into the darkness of the Parliamentary political wilderness.
It's as if Trudeau's "Sunny Ways" Care Bear tea party had suddenly been disrupted by a hungry Tyrannosaurus Rex.
Then, as if that's not odd enough, there's the weird way the SNC-Lavalin scandal has supercharged all sorts of unrelated grievances, even beyond our borders.
Just consider how China is now calling Trudeau a hypocrite since he allegedly tried to subvert justice to help out Quebec corporate executives, but wouldn't subvert justice to help out a Chinese corporate executive.
So yeah, we now live in a world where Chinese communists are self-righteously lecturing us about government ethics.
Meanwhile, here in Canada, the SNC-Lavalin scandal has fueled the flames of Western separatism, with Westerners justifiably wondering why Trudeau is seemingly so willing to tie himself up into moral and ethical knots to assist his Quebec capitalist cronies, while, at the same time, he's seemingly doing next to nothing to assist pipeline workers and canola farmers.
So essentially, this scandal has done for national unity what the Solo movie did for the Star Wars franchise.
Then there's the bizarre way Trudeau has tried to dance himself out of his troubles, with a baffling string of non-denials, non-apologies, and non-disavowals.
According to recent polls this has led to voters to start imagining a Canada that's non-Trudeau.
And finally, we've witnessed the "positive" idealistic Trudeau trying to brand Conservative Party leader Andrew Scheer as an alt-right, white-nationalist, fascist, dangerous extremist because he didn't answer a question about "pizzagate."
So apparently, due to this scandal, Trudeau has now shifted his message from "vote for me because I'm a cross between Justin Bieber, Barack Obama and Jesus Christ" to "vote for me because I'm the lesser of two evils."
That's quite a change.
At any rate, as you can see the SNC-Lavalin scandal has turned Canada's entire political landscape upside down.
And I'll admit it, it's kind of fun to watch.
So all I can say is, bring on the Norman trial!
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