It seems that some people have, through no fault of our own, gotten the wrong idea about why we #Resist.
They claim, in what is obviously Fake News spread by Russian bots, that we are just opposing Ford for the sake of opposing him in order to soak up those sweet, sweet fundraising dollars without actually doing anything to halt his agenda, and that we are trying to stuff him into a Trump-shaped box because it's an easy and convenient way to hide the fact that we have no plan beyond copy-and-pasting the same tactics that are being used south of the border except there, they can impeach the President and we can't impeach a Premier.
To which we say: Well….yeah? Obviously that's what we're doing, but there's a lot more to it than just simply channeling the energy and money of a bunch rubes who don't know any better into a partisan merry-go-round. We're not like the CPC, who are currently trying to make some hay out of the fact that Omar Khadr's lawyer was appointed as a judge. We aspire to a higher level of political gamesmanship.
You see, when we freak out over an appointment they make, like the appointment of Rueben Devlin to a special adviser position, we are careful enough to point out how Devlin's appointment is different than Wynne's appointment of Ed Clark as privatization czar, even though we're supposed to be opposed to privatization. It's like keeping multiple plates spinning in the air, something conservatives seem incapable of doing.
We hate to break it to them, but their pointing out of our double standards is predicated on one of our assumptions, our LIBERAL assumptions. We came up with the idea that if someone has the double standard pointed out to them in a reasonable way, they will acknowledge it and correct their thinking. We invented it, and as such we can de-invent it as the situation requires.
For example: We sell the Saudis weapons, saying the Harper government was doing it too, and then when they threaten us with another 9/11, we act all shocked and blame the Conservatives for not rallying to our side even though very few if any other countries are doing so. The "crisis" at the border isn't actually a crisis, but there was "chaos" when Toronto got flash-flooded this month, and when Lisa McLeod claimed the former was a serious situation and the latter wasn't (comparatively), she got dragged for being unCanadian the first time and uncaring the second time.
Did they think that we wouldn't attack Doug Ford's "taxpayer-funded news" just because it came from them, instead of from the CBC? Amateurs! Just who do you think you're dealing with, here? What's next? An acknowledgement that Catherine McKenna being photographed next to large, fossil-fuel-consuming vehicles is a bad look?
The conservatives need to get it through their heads that this is our world, and they just live in it, and they should be as happy to live in it as these Torontonians, who were nearly trampling one another to get a selfie with the same Prime Minister who went AWOL for a week after a tragic shooting in their neighbourhood. These avid fans of the Prime Minister are possessed of the belief that we are actually fighting on their behalf despite there being little if any evidence to support that claim.
And even though Doug Ford might be proud of himself for managing to pull off an election win, the fact is that no matter how hard he tries, he will never be able to convince as many people that he's fighting for them as effortlessly as we can. He, like every other Conservative leader in this country, is at best someone who fills the seat until we can appoint a new Liberal saviour. Until then, we're quite happy to chip away at Doug's legitimacy and harass him until he loses his cool or his party starts to get cold feet. We don't care which it is, but we've beaten enough of these Conservatives to know one or the other will happen eventually.
It is not merely the owning of the Cons that we seek, though that is glorious. It is being able to claim that we are tearing down a double standard that benefited us in the past and hurt disadvantaged people, while creating a new double standard that still benefits us but that the same disadvantaged people believe helps them out. Are we awesome at this, or what?
Written by Josh Lieblein