It's rather adorable for MSM heavyweights to try and hold the PM to account over the Kokanee Grope, and how hard they try to make it look like holding him to account is what they want to do, rather than having to grudgingly accede once again to the will of the oinking proles who have no doubt been "ginned up" by the irresponsibly fact-free Rebel-Media-influenced Opposition to believe the worst about their Golden Boy.
Considering how often these people have carried water for Junior, should we really be surprised that the CBC sat on the story for as long as it did? Do we continue to imagine that this is any more than a titillating tabloid story for most Canadians, or that the voters actually want to see the Prime Minister made to live up to the standard he sets? Did we forget how absolutely nothing happened the last time murky accusations surfaced of him being handsy or worse with the ladies?
Already we're starting to hear mumblings aimed at exonerating Trudiddles. There is, they say, no proof that the encounter 18 years ago was sexual in nature. The woman OBVIOUSLY didn't consent to having the story go any farther than it did or have the allegations dredged up. And there is that old reliable one-two punch of the partisan who doesn't want to acknowledge his side's misstep "Well, what was he SUPPOSED to say? Why don't YOU come up with a better statement?"
But even if Trudeau was guilty beyond a shadow of a doubt, even if this was a Ghomeshi or Cosby-level string of serial abuse, it still wouldn't matter. His people and we know who they are would be front and centre, shouting things like "Well, it's not like he bragged about 'grabbing her by the p*ssy', LOL" or, "Oh, please! Would you rather vote for Andrew Scheer? I bet that guy doesn't even eat alone with women who aren't his wife!"
How they desire the enlightened despotism of Trudeau the Elder, who wouldn't have dignified this whole episode with so much as a fuddle-duddle! How they wish, secretly, not wishing to be thought of as rude, that these little people who aren't even good enough to pick the lint from Trudeau's socks would just know their betters and be quiet!
Trudeau could, to Canadianize a phrase, shoot someone dead on Sparks Street and blind partisanship would still win out. I'm willing to be that the real reason people are clicking their tongues over his lame denial is because he didn't grab the reporter in question by the throat, Chretien-style, and toss her over his shoulder when she objected to whatever it was he did to her. How disappointing not to have a reprise of Elbowgate, where Trudeau sent a similar clear message, that anyone who gets in his way will be shoved aside. Strong is the leader who imposes his will!
If anyone should be getting slammed for hypocrisy, it isn't the PM, who we only imagined as having scruples because we needed to in order to get rid of Harper, and who we continue to imagine as having scruples because the buyer's remorse would kill us if we didn't. No, it's the enlightened members of our opinion class, who pointed their fingers and laughed at the Americans for their tribalism, that should be shamed.
It turns out that the High Tory elitism that we imagine shields us from our base impulses is not so different from the rank partisanship that causes Democrats and Republicans to effectively dehumanize one another. You can smell it emanating from Trudeau's 18-year-old quote, as reported in the Creston Valley Advance: "If I had known you were reporting for a national paper I would never have been so forward." Well, thank heaven that she was reporting for a national paper, as opposed to one of those lesser regional journals, because if not then it might have been a full-on droit de seigneur situation!
The Prime Minister, like so many other Liberals before him, takes liberties that he imagines he is entitled to take, because we have turned him into a progressive philosopher-king, out of some sense of nostalgia for Canada 1967. As such, we will be disappointed again and again by Trudeau, and yet we have no right to be.
Written by Josh Lieblein